How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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