But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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