We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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