i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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