it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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