The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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