This girl is more easily done than said...
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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