You can't special order awesome
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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