Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
do nipples grow back?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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