At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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