Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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