You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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