So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i will never coherently bang her
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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