My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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