i just had sex bonerless
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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