Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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