her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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