That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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