Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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