Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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