Don't you send me to vm
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Randomize
