We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I deserve this hangover.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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