He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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