sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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