quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize