...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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