i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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