I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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