Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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