office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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