My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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