Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
