GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
