Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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