I'm eating all of the evidence.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Houston, we have a blender
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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