As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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