Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Randomize
