My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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