i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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