hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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