Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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