what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Randomize
