do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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