I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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