She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Randomize
