i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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