people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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