just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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