is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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