I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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