For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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