I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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