all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Dignity is for republicans.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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