love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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