Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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