The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
home. puking in laundry basket.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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